I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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