S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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