Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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