just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just gargled with NyQuil
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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