How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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