Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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