WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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