she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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