Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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