Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
40s are totally the cure
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
how does that bad decision feel?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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