They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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