I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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