I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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