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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
A bitchslap is in order.
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