I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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