You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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