He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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