Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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