if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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