So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
