Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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