We won't sleep together?
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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