wakey wakey hands off snakey
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
