so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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