Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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