thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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