Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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