My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
false alarm, still single
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