My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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