how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
