Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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