i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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