there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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