dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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