On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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