Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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