and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
