Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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