love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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