best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
do herpes really smell.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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