i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
