my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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