i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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