Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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