But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It was confusing and full of hummus
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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