Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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