have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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