I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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