You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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