i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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