why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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