Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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