It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i love accidental penises.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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