weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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