all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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